May 2013
oanaaww:
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
rnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
andrewhussiesbosom:
talking to your parents on the phone
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”
– Franz Kafka (via expiry)
